Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,
since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several
nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures
out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night,
if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast
one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she
wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty
times."
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